Michael
Michael, or "Hacker," as he is known to some of his alleged friends, is your resident Evil Grand Poobah behind this trainwreck. As far as he knows, he's descended from other Hackers. Hacker runs the show and the tech side of things, which probably explains a lot. To be honest, he isn't really all that evil... but he does look pretty hot in a kilt. His theme song might just be "Taking Retards to the Zoo" by The Dead Milkmen. Hacker is, admittedly, a bit of a twerp.
Trina
Triner, Trina's evil British counterpart, hails from the UK someplace and does evil things. Like call people Sillynannies and not have crooked teeth (something unheard of in her native land). While not doing some stuff, she does other stuff in attempts to be an internet tough-guy, or gal, as the case may be.
Jeremie
The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of in nity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.
Sunny
Brian
WTF is up with Sunny's avatar?!