EGR #010 – Shaler Crotch Burn

Posted: February 14th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

Despite the title of this week’s show, there is absolutely NO Brian Shaler in this episode. Did you hear that, Brian Shaler? There is NO Brian Shaler in this episode. That’s right… this episode is 100% Brian Shaler-free. Also, we talked about stuff. Let us know how you like the new shorter shows. So far, it seems to flow better. And by “flow,” I mean “suck slightly less.”


EGR #009 – Footstool Leprosy

Posted: February 9th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

Sunny, Jeremie, Trina, and me.  We talk about stuff.  Open up your earholes.


EGR #008 – Jeremie in a Singlet

Posted: February 7th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

Jeremie’s not here cuz he’s wearing a form-fitting black spandex singlet and bending over to lift heavy stuff.  (Let that sink in.)  Sunny’s not here, either, but we didn’t know why… until later.  But that’s for another show.  Trina and Swan did a fine job of putting words together and saying things about stuff.  Enjoy!


EGR #007 – Risin’ Up!

Posted: January 29th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

We at Evil Genius Radio are Risin’ Up! Or something.

It’s a new day and a new country, and we at Evil Genius Radio are bubbling over with HOPE and CHANGE. (I had HOPED that Jeremie would CHANGE his underwear…) Swan fills Sunny’s beard as resident token foreigner. We cover some news blunders, drop some music history knowledge flakes on your ass, and talk about Voltron, flamings skulls, and Obama’s Big Package! How’s THAT for quality comedy entertainment?


EGR #006 – Tap, Tap, Tap

Posted: January 23rd, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE. No seriously… please don’t listen to this one.  We were obviously hypoglycemic during the recording of this show.  Trannies attack… and that’s just about it.  If you must listen, fast forward to that spot, listen to just that part, hit stop, delete the file, and degauss your hard drive.  Really.  Also, we’ve heard lots of bitching that previous episodes were too quiet.  OK, fine… I upped the loudness so we can cram more funny into your ear holes.  Delete the old files, unsubscribe (e.g. in iTunes), resubscribe, then grab the episodes again.  (Except this one.)


EGR #005 – Resistance is Futile

Posted: January 17th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

It’s another show… yay! This time, we have Trina and Sunny in the studio. I mispronounce Sunny’s last name a few times, and we talk a lot about poop and food. Sunny inadvertently came up with about 5 different show titles, but we couldn’t remember any of them except for the one you’re stuck with. We at Evil Genius Radio highly recommend that you avoid listening to this show at all costs.  We’re serious.  But, if you decide to listen to it anyway, don’t blame us.  And please don’t stop being our friends.  That would be mean.


EGR #004 – Sea Kittens

Posted: January 17th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

In the studio, we have Trina, Mia, myself, and my neighbor Devon (who just started cyberstalking Mia and Trina today).  This time, we talk a bit about dead people and people who could’ve been dead, but aren’t.   We also have an update from a story we brought you in episode 001.  But mostly, we blather on incessantly about stupid crap that I can’t even remember right now.  So… we tried doing this thing live tonight, and failed miserably.  Thanks to the 3 people who bothered showing up to listen and comment in the chat room.  Thanks for complaining constantly through the entire show about how much we (I) suck, and about how our (my) grasp of technology sucks.  See if I ever do anything nice for you again, brats.


EGR #003 – Spam is Animal Shovin’s

Posted: January 10th, 2009 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

We’re back and we’re still talking. Welcome to our new listeners! In the studio tonight, we have Jeremie, Triner, and myself, along with Mia phoning it in from Tejas. We mostly laugh a lot at our own junk. We had fun, but you likely won’t. In fact, it’s probably better if you just stop right here before you make the horrible mistake of listening. But… if you insist… we talk a little about mutant superhero powers, delve into scientology way more than we should, and that’s pretty much where the whole show falls apart.


EGR #002 – Quickie

Posted: December 30th, 2008 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

I threw this quickie together cuz a) I had stuff to talk about, and 2) nobody else was available to play with me. In this episode, I tell you all about how I went to the movies. Doesn’t that sound like fun?


EGR #001 – Meat Spray

Posted: December 25th, 2008 | Author: Michael | Filed under: podcast | Comments Off

Well, here it is: our Virgin Episode. It pretty much sucks, but not nearly as much as we expected. Stick with us as we work out the bugs and learn stuff. We talk about great Christmas gift ideas, explore intolerance, and mostly get lost in our own nonsense. We’ll try to do better next time. Honest.